And their boots are yellow!
I'd cross Tom Bombadil with the giant spiders. Singing giant arachnids wearing yellow boots who speak in riddles and hate barrow wights. *singing to Spider Man theme song*
Spider Tom, Spider Tom!
Greatest hero of Spiderdom!
Spins a web, sings all night
But he's no match for our Barrow Wight!
Look out! Here comes the Spider Tom!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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