This one snuck up and thwacked me on the nose, causing me to yelp and jump three feet in the air, which caused my mum to come running to see what was the matter, and I had to make up a story about a spider running over my foot and under the sofa...
*passes out from long sentence*
Esgallhugwen: I know I already did ye, but...I've got a new one for ye...ye look a lot like Whoopi Goldberg...
*blinks* Must've been the paint fumes, making me hallucinate...