Merry: Dear Santa,
Can you bring me a new carrot. One that will not break when fallen on. PLEASE!
Sarumon: Dear man with long white beard,
I really, reallly, reaaaaaaaaaaallllllllly want my tower back. Oh and some black dye. (Stupid Gandalf's always rubbing it in my face. He's the white wizard.. not me?) Oh and take Wormtongue away from me. He can be a little annoying. Forget it you can have him for Christmas. Its my present to you.
(Not really sure if they are funny? Sorry if they aren't)
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....
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