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Grima:
... and a girlfriend and some hair-care products and some Selsum Blue and an all-expenses-paid shopping spree so I don't have to wear these smelly, depressing robes anymore, and a wizard who isn't going to resort to physical violence when I eventually fail him, and oh yeah, a girlfriend...
Maedhros:
Dear Santa, This is probably very illegible because I'm using my left hand and leaning against a cliff wall so the pen keeps running out of ink, but I'd really like to get down from here. That's all I want. Thanks.
Feanor:
Dear Santa, I WANT MY FORKING JEWELS BACK! Love Feanor.
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