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Old 09-08-2004, 01:12 PM   #6
Theron Bugtussle
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As Frodo and Sam lie down on Mt. Doom to breathe their last, out of the sky appear huge eagles. The first seems to bear...a package. He lands, dropping the present at Frodo's feet.

Frodo, with barely enough strength of will left to raise himself to one elbow, slowly but curiously open the wrapping. He finds inside...a T-shirt? Unfolding it, he reads this message screenprinted in bold over the entire front of the shirt:

I was betrayed, poisoned by a giant spider, stripped naked, and left for dead in Mordor...and all I got was this stupid T-shirt!"


~The Game
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