*pops in real quick* It's not Orlando's fault that his character was dumbed down (which I don't think it was but whatever). Elves are beautiful. That's all there is to it.
When people tease you that you're a Leggy bopper, just ignore them. If you get upset about it, they'll tease you just to get a rise out of you.
As for only pretty people who get put on posters, I don't think
anybody can beat these guys...

Though I could have sworn I saw a Grima poster somewhere...though I did find
this