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These Teleri men woo, must be studs.
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Hey, I have to admit, the whole idea of a guy with long silver hair is a bit of a turn-on for me...too bad we can't do that in this world without the help of wigs.
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probably sipping a drink with a little umbrella in it.
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Oh, I can just see him, relaxing up in his tree, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, drinking out of a coconut and singing "
Wastin' away again in Margaritaville..." (ah, but is he eating Junior Mints? The mind boggles...)
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the elven equivalent of a husband who spends every possible moment tinkering with something in his shed...
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You mean there's an Elven Red Green?

Actually, that kinda describes my dad...though mom doesn't mind, because he makes a lot of things for her. Continuing on this line of thought, that makes the guy I have the hots for a definite Teleri: cool, laid-back, musical...and British. Yum.
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If he is not as far-sighted as Galadriel, still, he is no slouch and no fool.
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Definitely. Anyone who spent many long years in the company of Melian can't be that short on wisdom. I am made to understand that Melian was one heck of a teacher; I seem to remember something in the Silmarillion about Melian teaching the Sindar much wisdom she knew from Aman.
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Perhaps she'd go all radioactive like she did in in the film.
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Radioactive? That's a great way of describing that scene, though I still prefer my description of her going "all Smurf-y and evil."