Well
Morsul, I don't think Frodo got nearly as much of
that kind of attention as I do around here. And rest assured, Frodo was a very quiet and unobtrusive celebrity sort, whereas if I became famous I would use it for despicable and downright diabolical purposes.
So all in all, I think your nomination was wholly unjustified!
You remind me of Ugluk. Cruel and dastardly, yet brimming with odd mirth underneath.