Another Monty Python one! (Rather condensed and altered due to poor memory).
*scene: Mordor; the highest room in the tallest tower...whoops, how'd that get in there?
Frodo is being questioned by an orc*
Orc: "Why did you come here? What were you doing? Were you alone? Did you take the rest of last night's slop?"
Frodo: "Stop it! I don't know, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!!"
*door is flung open; three dubious looking characters enter*
Cardinal #1: "
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our main weapons are fear, terror...er, wait..um, well, nobody expects it!"
Orc: "How convenient, now I can have an early lunch." *leaves*
Cardinal #1: "Now halfling, confess!"
Frodo: "What?"
Cardinal #2: "Confess!"
Frodo: "Confess what?"
Cardinal #1: "Of your crimes to the church!"
Frodo: "What church?"
Cardinal #1: "The Catholic church of course! Now confess!"
Frodo: "But I haven't done anything!"
Cardinals (chanting) : "Confess! Confess! Confess!"
Frodo: "I won't confess to something I haven't done!"
Cardinal #1: "Stubborn, eh? Cardinal Fang, bring in...the fluffy cushions!"
*Cardinal #3 leaves and returns with three sofa cushions*
Cardinal #1: "Now confess!"
Frodo: "No!"
Cardinal #1: "Very well, then we will have to poke you with the fluffy cushions until you confess!"
*Cardinals proceed to poke Frodo with cushions; the seams split and stuffing spills out*
Cardinal #1: "Drat! Will you confess?"
Frodo: "No!"
Cardinal #1 to Cardinal #2: "Bring in...the comfy chair!"
Cardinal #2 (horrified) : "The comfy chair?!"
*leaves and brings in a comfy looking armchair*
Cardinal #1: "Now confess or you will be forced to sit in...the comfy chair!"
Frodo: "I won't confess until you tell me what the hell is going on here!"
Cardinal #1: "Because you will not confess you must sit in the comfy chair until you do!"
*pushes Frodo onto chair; Frodo begins to bounce up and down on the seat, the chair breaks*
Cardinal #1: "Bloody hell!"