I've found this link concerning Bill Ferny.
http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/something.html
Personally, I think the movie was great, if somehow a little confusing. I know, some of the scenes were noncanonical, but hey! the director here is breaking new Middle-earth ground, parts of the Legendarium yet unexplored. We should give him some slack.
What movie are you talking about?
The movie about Bill Ferny and his supposed death.
There was no such movie.
Oh. You got me. *
dissolves into a molten glob of humiliation*