(Sung to the sound of old timey Banjo music)
Elvis Costello eat your heart out...
Oh...
The Barrow - Wight!
The Barrow - Wight!
He ain't too nice!
An' everybody hates him!!!
Oh...
He sings weird stuff!
He sings weird stuff!
That's quite enough!
Please die now!
Oh...
Yer hair's real pale!
Yer hair's real pale!
"Get some free hair dye in this weeks Mail!"
Why are you still reading?
Whew!
