It's
Diamond's birthday today! Here's a lovely poem for you, m'dear, worthy of the Half-Elf:
Happy Birthday to you!
Vogonwë is so blue;
Pimpi's flirting with Soregum,
Happy Birthday to you!
By all rights, your nick should now be
Diamond20, you know...
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth..
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