Sauron-Santa can I have another little Golden ring, and this time make it TOTALLY indestructable.
Glorfindel- Kill Arwen for me, here I'll even pay you.
Celeborn- Santa all I ask for is for you to make my wife the ugliest, most hideous looking thing you can imagine. I'm tired of everyone hitting on her. Oh, and SMACK Gimli for me.
Elrond- Put me in a mental institute. I mean, the one woman I fell in love with was wounded and left me, my daugther ran off with some mortal, and you know how much I hate them stupid HUMANS, and my sons only care about killing things, PLEASE help ME! (P.S thankyou Mithalwen lol)
Sam- Ok, I know I've asked for a little kid for the past 13 years but I really think Rosie and I could use another one.
P.S. Fordhim you and I must think alike, you got to the Frodo finger before me, GJ!
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