Soldiers are people too, you know?
Easterling #1; "Blimey, it's hot today innit? And I've got a terrible rash on my leg too. That won't look pretty tonight."
Easterling #2; "Tell me about it. I've been having awful problems shaving recently, and my skin is in no condition to be out in the Sun all day. I need a good moisturiser."
Easterling #1: "I hear those Gondorians know their skincare products, we should ask them for some advice."
Easterling #2; "When? While we're killing them?
Easterling #2; "Oh, are we fighting today? I thought that was next Wednesday. But I've got so much on my mind right now, what with the kids starting school and all....
*Conversation goes on like this but it didn't make it to the theatrical release, unfortunately. The two soldiers got into a quite interesting discussion about why Oliphaunts have trunks. Peter Jackson decided to put it into the Extended Edition DVD instead.*
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