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Old 10-01-2004, 09:14 PM   #169
Meneltarmacil
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In AD 2004 war was beginning.

Nilpaurion Felagund: What happen?

Oddwen: Someone set up us the bomb.

Oddwen: We get signal.

Nilpaurion Felagund: What?

Oddwen: Main screen turn on.

Nilpaurion Felagund: It's you!

Meneltarmacil: How are you gentlemen?

Meneltarmacil: All your base are belong to us.

Meneltarmacil: You are on the way to destruction.

Nilpaurion Felagund: What you say?

Meneltarmacil: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Meneltarmacil: Ha ha ha ha...

(The above came from the opening sequence of a Japanese video game that didn't get dubbed in English very well. The phrase "All your base are belong to us" has since been spread all over the Internet as a rather weird joke.)

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(Helm's Deep)

GANDALF: Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift. The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin. However, I do have some good news.

ARAGORN: Our hopes now lie with two little hobbits somewhere in the wilderness?

GANDALF: No. I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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