In AD 2004 war was beginning.
Nilpaurion Felagund: What happen?
Oddwen: Someone set up us the bomb.
Oddwen: We get signal.
Nilpaurion Felagund: What?
Oddwen: Main screen turn on.
Nilpaurion Felagund: It's you!
Meneltarmacil: How are you gentlemen?
Meneltarmacil: All your base are belong to us.
Meneltarmacil: You are on the way to destruction.
Nilpaurion Felagund: What you say?
Meneltarmacil: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Meneltarmacil: Ha ha ha ha...
(The above came from the opening sequence of a Japanese video game that didn't get dubbed in English very well. The phrase "All your base are belong to us" has since been spread all over the Internet as a rather weird joke.)
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(Helm's Deep)
GANDALF: Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift. The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin. However, I do have some good news.
ARAGORN: Our hopes now lie with two little hobbits somewhere in the wilderness?
GANDALF: No. I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
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