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Old 10-05-2004, 12:23 PM   #12
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(Just a note beforehand: the stupid computer won't let me put umlauts where I want them. )

Bent on spoofing this new and very popular musical genre, several young Brandybucks got together and produced the satire This Is Spinal Telpe. It was very popular among young 'tweens, but their constant repetitions of the line "This viol goes to eleven!" drove their elders near to madness. (A fake copy of a made-up band: I win! )

Also, a flyer seen posted on trees all around the Shire:
Quote:
Coming soon to the Party Field: WOSE-STOCK
Three days of food and music!

FEATURING:
  • Nirvarda, singing songs from their classic album, From The Muddy Banks of the Withywindle!
  • Black Sammath, promoting their album Sammath Fiery Sammath!
  • The Dwarf band Durin Durin!
  • Pink Flói!
  • And Smashing Turnips!

With special guests Craving Théoden, Dropkick Mirkwood, Sum 1420, Lembas of God and the Red Hobbit Chili Peppers!

Extra-special guest stars The Orcspring, Gate-of-the Dead and The Déors!

PLUS!!!
  • Saturday only! James Baran, the Valafather of Soul!
  • Autograph session with Nirvarda lead singer Kurt Crebain!
  • And an early release of the new Dior album, Unholy Driver!
Also, I have determined what band our lovely moderator (and originator of this thread) should be in: System of a Barrow-Down.

And my brother gave me this one: Megadorks (a band created by Lord of the Rings fans kicked out of Mithrillica).
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