Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for your Proctology mid-term! Get away from me with that thing!
OR
Witch-king: Come here, little boy...I have some candy for you...
Frodo: What are you doing? You're not a priest! Let go of me!
OR
Frodo: Oh my God! It's Dan Quayle!
Hey Fordim... "I don't know, man! I just wanna buy a pack of cigarettes!"
