Here's a snippet...
A TTT EE scene:
*At the end of the battle of Helm's Deep*
Gimli: Forty-two, master Legolas!
Leggy: Forty-two what? Orcs?
Gimli: No. It's the answer!
Legs: To what?
Gimli: Well, everything.
Legs: How do you know that?
Gim: Duh! I have a brain the size of a planet!
Legs: Now that I doubt.
Gim: Oh, and I did get forty-three orcs, by the way.
*Leggy pulls his bow out, and then screaming obscenities starts to chase a frightened Gimli around Helm's Deep*
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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