I am peeved!
I am irate!
I am...
I am...
You am what?!?
Yes, please tell us!
I am...
Hmm. What am I?
I'll tell you what you are, you little...
Ah yes, I remember! I am gorgeous! I am beautious! I am twirling because I know how stupendous I am!
???
Ah yes, you mock me because you do not believe. But I believe! And I shall now twirl and sing for the wonder that is ME!
Ai Elbereth, not this again!
tbc...