This is an older one that I did on
MY FORUM a while back. One or two of you may recognize it.
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Here I am, the Great Legolas Greenleaf, attempting to bungee jump the Great Rock.
I shove my assistants aside and gaze fearlessly down into the depths.
Man, that's a long way down.
But nevermind, I am as fearless as I am good-looking! Now I jump...
Mr. Legolas sir, I've cleaned your rope all up...Mr. Legolas?
Mr. Legolas!
Don't jump without your...
Rope? Oh dear. Now that's a disgusting mess and no mistake.
But at least now
I'm the prettiest...
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Strange? Yes. Sam fan? Yes. Yes.
Go Sam! And strangeness!