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Originally Posted by Arwen Evenstar
Sauron: Dear Santa,
Since I don`t have any... All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Grima Wormtongue: Dear Santa,
I want a girl-friend for Christmas!
Legolas: Dear Santa,
I want brush, and some shampoo, and some eye-shadow, and some lipstick, and a lolipop, and a pony!
Gimli: Dear Santa,
I want some scissors and some conditioner. Oh! and one hair from your head!
Strider: Dear Santa,
All I want is soap for Christmas.
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Ahh... Sauron sounds soooo cute!
Hmm... well, if i was santa, i would give legolas a
Hedwig and the angry inch dvd or vhs. Or i would just turn him into Hedwig. If he wants to look good that bad. I would give strider Dove soap. I don't know why, that stuff just makes anyone smell good. Wormtongue's request would take awhile.(Seriously! i'm not a dial-for-a-date or, lowered expectations!
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Ah. To Be santa...