here's some of me' own.
Radagast: Dear santa, Even though i've asked this every year but, could you possibly give me more showtime in the book? I mean, look, my birds get more time than i do! Please consider this simple request.
P.S. Oh, yes, before i forget the eagles said they would like some lovely raindeer meat. (I swear, i will make sure they don't eat rudolph again. Seriously, i know how hard it is to find a raindeer with a glowing red nose and can talk, sing, ect.)
- Radagast
Boromir: Dear santa, I only have three simple request. One, to be the ONE and ONLY Disco-King. Two, could you give my dad secretively a sadative? He is constantly parading me around and it's getting into a conflict with my self-taught disco classes (Can you believe that no one else in this city knows about saturday night fever!). And three, well, this isn't really like the other two but, could you possibly take your raindeer and kill off any opposers that might attack me when i become king? Oh thankyou, thankyou, Santa!
P.S. Um... yah. that last request, make sure you don't kill my brother. you can make him court musician though.
thanks again santa. you're the best!
- Boromir