Jeez! Look! We have our own little Illiad... i can't believe that this is
Still going on... I remember when this was only fifteen pages! Oh, well.
Might as well add some more:
Meet the new Legolas:
Interviewer: So, what do you have to say about your new look? What was your transformation process like? What can you say to you're fans?
"Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn up the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself." - Wig In A Box
Yeah. Cheezy, I know.