[Oddwen]

(haha, I'm watching the movie AND typing this at the same time!)

a rehash


Smeagol: Mmm! Worms! *stick*

Worm: Ahh! *dies*

lalala...Deagie falls out

Deags: Smeagol! hahaha!

Deagol's hat: Help me! I'm drowning!

River: *boot* Here! Take him back!

Deegs: Oh, the sun, the sun!

Deegs: Yum, mud!

Smeegs: Tell a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and...ooh, mud!

Smeegs: Give us that...

Deegs: No! My mud!

*SMACKDOWN!*

Deegs: I'm gonna stick my fingers up your nose!

Smeegs: Nooo! *bite*

Smeegs: Hey...whose heartbeat is that? Sure not Deagol's...uh-oh...

Smeegs: Hey, that's not mud! But it's pretty!

/rehash

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Scene: Near Mordor.

Sam: SNNXXXXXX.....

Fro: Cant stand anymore...must disappear...pretty pretty ring...ahh!

Gollum: Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Yes we're so tired of waiting!

Sam: SNXXXXXXX...What? Oh, time to get up! Why, Mr. Frodo! You look as if you haven't slept for a week!

Fro: *twitch*

Sam: Well, I for one had a lovely refreshing nap! *stretches and yawns* Hey, blanket, you and I have another date for tomorrow night, heh heh!

Fro: *twitch* *twitch*

Sam: Well, bless my furry hobbit feet! It's getting late outside!

Fro: No, it isn't midday yet.

Sam: Isn't it? Well, I can take a little nap then...

Fro: SAM!!! The days are growing darker, the hour is late and Gandalf the Grey comes to Isengard, seeking my counsel!

Sam: Just a little joke, Mr. Frodo, and...what?

*Suddenly, the earth starts to shake...*

Gollum: Hurry hurry, silly hobbits! Place will fall down around our ears!

Sam: Not until I have...I mean Mr. Frodo, has somethin' to eat. *Sam ignores Gollum and rummages blithely around in his pack* Here, have some laaaaaambas bread.

Fro(a light appearing in his eyes): Food! *snarf!*

Sam: Oh, um, okay...I'll eat the leaf then...although really I'm not hungry...not like I can't get laaaaaaambas bread at any old store or anything...

Fro: Hmm bmm flrrmm hmm?

Sam: Not like there isn't plenty to get us there and back, ya know.

Fro: Hmm mmph?!?

Sam: Although I don't know if we will get back...go ahead and eat...I'll starve...poor thin Gamgee.

*trudge, trudge trudge, on the road again...*

Gollum: WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP ALREADY?? We're so close, I can smell it!

Sam: I thought that was Mr. Frodo's socks.

Fro: Sam...I don't wear socks.

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Pip: I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon, after a hard day's night of idling and shoplifting.

Merry: And drinking!

M&P: HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Hey, ho to the bottle I go...

Pip: I am soooo wasted, man...

Merry: Hey, lookie there! YO, LORDS! Welcome to Ishengard! *falls off wall*

Gimli: You drunken hooligans! You are a disgrace to decent society! Hey, is that Pipeweed?

Pip: We are shhhhhhh...

Merry: Pip, watch the language!

Pip: We are sheated on a field of victory. I have consumed enough ale for an *hic* navy on shore leave! The salted pork is particularly good, as we marinaded it in ale and cooked it over burning *hic* pipeweed, heheheheeee!

Gimli: *drool*

Gandy: Stupid hobbits...muttermutter...did he say pipeweed?

Merry: We are under orders from Teebear...

*Pippin peers quizzically upwards*

Merry: Tee, tr..Treebear', who's taken over management of Ishnngard. Hee hee *hic!*

Pip: That means he's the GRAND POOBAH.

Merry: The HIGH MUCKETY-MUCK.

Pip: The BIG CHEESE.

Merry: Ooh, cheese!

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That's enough for now, I think. Next scene is Gandy & the rest meeting w' Treebeard, and Pip gets the Palantir.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up, yeah I'm so tired of waiting, waiting for us to...for us to make a move...