Denethor would be the president/CEO of some major company, Boromir would be VP, and Faramir would be secretary/janitor who drives around the facility in the janitorial golf cart wearing the grease-stained blue jumpsuit and goofy hat, pushing a mop around and taking phone messages. He'd also be in charge of restocking Boromir's personal vending machine. Family businesses, gotta love 'em!
Aragorn would be the
a) unemployed bum standing at the corner holding the "UNEMPLOYED FUTURE KING- PLEASE HELP" sign.
b) guy who wanders the country in a beat-up trailor selling magazines to buy gas
c) a combination of a and b.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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