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Originally Posted by rutslegolas
Well Legolas could be this hair-dresser guy trying to sell some of his shampoo to Aragorn .  |
True, true. but, how about legolas is a cosmetic sales man who works in a superstore , right next to where Aragorn is a homeless guy eating out of a trash can? And, it's the holiday season, Aragorn has a shopping cart full of his small but, useful trinkets. Legolas in the superstore, knows that one trinket, that he desires for his hair is completely sold out at every store in the city. So, from a close friend he hears that Aragorn, the homeless guy out back near the alley way, has one of these such trinkets. Legolas rushes to meet a rather grizzly Aragorn, and exchanges 20 pounds for this trinket. But, is it really worth it?
Oh, wait... Ah! I did it! Great! that's the same plot line from Chucky...I'm so mad at myself right now
... yes, please throw trinkets at me.
Ok, forget that. i have another one!
Since Boromir in the original plot of the story is contolled and eventually completed by the ring to has itself be stolen by boromir, here's what it will somewhat look like:
Frodo: The owner of the last "Tickle Me" Elmo in a compartment store...
The Ring: Yes, you guessed it! The "Tickle Me" Elmo doll...
Boromir :One of those last minute shoppers you saw on the news in the 90's attacking other mom's in the store...
I'm sorry... that event made my holiday season worth while to watch the news...
I had to use it.