Frodo: *into microphone* Goooood morning, Middle Earth! You're listening to K-SHIR radio! And now the daily traffic report.
Sam: *into microphone* There seems to be a lot of traffic on Interstate-5 this morning, all the way from Lorien to the Sea! If you're headed to the Gray Havens today, expect delays!
Frodo: I've just recieved word from our Shire contact that there is a three-horse pileup outside Bree! Apparently the driver of a white Mustang lost control of his animal on a patch of wet cobblestone outside the Prancing Pony, rear-ending a brown Pinto and spooking a black Mustang!
Sam: And now back to the studio, with Pippin and the weather forecast.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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