Here's a new one from me!
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*pointing far into the distance* That's an eagle.
Is not. How would you be able to tell at this dist-
Don't question my leadership. It's an eagle.
Is not.
Is too.
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is- Hey, Leggy, look over there in the northern sky!
Huh? DON'T CALL ME-
Oh, look, an eagle!
See, told you so.
muttermuttermutter
I wonder if it's Gwaihir!
Yeah, right. What would Gwaihir be doing this far south?
Maybe Gandalf's been returned to Middle-earth by the Valar and Gwaihir is rescuing him from a mountain-top where he lay weak and naked and is carrying him to Lothlorien to be cared for and healed and reclothed in white by the Lady Galadriel!
[pause]
Entire Company (including Merry): HAWHAHAWHAWHAWHAHAHA!
[snorf][snicker][guffaw]
Oh, Merry, I haven't laughed that hard since Rivendell. Rescued! Reclothed in white! That's a good one!
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The dialogue of the Crazy Scene is from the most prestigious
Stupid Ring Parody. w00t!
Abedithon le,
~ Saphy ~