This is from another forum, which I shall repost here.
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The red sun rises. That means...
Someone's been using my strawberry shampoo.
Legolas! Got more of that shampoo?
You used my shampoo?...prepare to perish.
I should use your shampoo more often, Legolas. It makes my beard silky smooth.
Et tu, Gimli?
Legolas...me too.
Thanks. Now with my strawberry-scented hair I ride off to win Arwen.
That's it. If anyone wants me, I'll be in Mandos.