*Hands Saucepan Man a cloth*
What I have learned from all of this is that some of us 'Downers might be good at picking up the teeniest little details from Tolkien, but we are not, perhaps, quite so good at picking up things about each other. Still, it makes me laugh on a regular basis...
Shall I try the opposite? You have spent much time within reputable hostelries building up a finely crafted 'Nature's Tea Tray' and have a close relationship with the sofa?
