Lalwendė, I'd stick with the Glenfiddich, neat.
In terms of swapping descriptions-- I'm rather fond of the one I got! Maybe because the more I dress like a hobbit (in the winter, anyway) the more I get mistaken for an elf. Them's the breaks. Child would say it must be the Fallohide blood; maybe I'm a Lorien throwback.

Pass the mushrooms, please.