I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway.
hm hmm hm... *Saruman putters around with trinkets
KNOCK KNOCK...
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gahh! "Who is it?!" *walks up to balcony
Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler.
Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery?
i can do the last one... also hair.
Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you!
ten minutes later...
Who's the new guy?
my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons.
Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you!
Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to...
Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden...
awww. finished.
Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the?
Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome!
**** Later that day****
Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?!
Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both!
Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one!
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yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now.
~Ka~