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After the final tomato was thrown, Elrond decided that he would never put on a kabuki play for the Orcs again.
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Elrond: *Watches Legolas in the distance* How does Legolas manage to stay so sparkly clean after fighting an army of blood-filled orcs in a mudhole? I swear that guy is made of Teflon or something!
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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