
Come on now, throw it in.

No! I don't want to go in the fire!

Don't be a baby!

Perhaps we shouldn't.

Yes, let's wait until after lunch at least.

Oh you're just stalling, you're the One Ring and you know it.

I'm not really! I'm just 10 karat, I might melt in the fire!

Yes, it might melt!

Don't be silly. In you go!

[reluctantly throws ring into the fire]

Ahhh! I'm melting!

No, you aren't.

You're so mean! Just like Sauron!

HA!

Oh s***, did I just say that?
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What's this stuff wrapped in mallorn leaves? Looks like twinkies...

Nay, that is the elves' waybread. It helps to sustain body and soul on long journeys.

Ugh! Power Bars!

*chuckles indulgently* Just try it.

I'M not gonna try it. [to Sam] YOU try it.

I'M not gonna try it.

Hey! Let's get Gimli! He hates everything!

[Gimli takes a bite and chews thoughtfully. Then he enthusiastically eats the whole cake.]

He likes it! Hey, Gimli!
*~*~*~*~
*snicker* These are so fun. ^_^
Abedithon le,
~ Saphy ~