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Originally Posted by Mithalwen
Aber das Bier is sehr gut zu trinken! Entschuldige bitte, Deutsh ist nur mein zweite Fremdsprache und ich habe alles vergessen - auch kann ich nicht ein umlaut oder ein Schlafer's S an diesem Klavier finden.
Ich liebe das Musik von Bach und Handel.
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Or as I read it: "blahblahgibberishdon'tknowGermanblahblah
Bach und Handel!" At which point I became excited because I recognized something familiar to me.
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New Yorkers ride around in cabs and throw garbage at sports teams from other states while shouting 100 curse words per minute.
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Er... yeah. The cab part, anyway. Yay for absolutely insane cabbies
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The only time they get quiet is when a group of mafia thugs walks by (about every two minutes).
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Never seen any Mafia thugs walk by, so I wouldn't know. But it's true, we never shut up.
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Except for Central New Yorkers- they're all unemployed, angsty high schoolers who don't have a drivers license, haven't read Morgoth's Ring, and can't draw worth anything. They survive only by leeching off their parents and flashing their attractive legs to get discounts.
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I'm not a central New Yorker (Long Island, woo hoo), so let's see...
Unemployed: for now, yes, sadly
Angsty High Schooler: from time to time
Haven't Read Morgoth's Ring: I'm getting there, okay??? *pout*
Can't Draw Worth Anything: can too!
Leeching off parents: not really, seeing as they're my legal guardians and all
Attractive Legs: but of course
Flashing Attractive Legs: but of course
not
Bah. Everyone judges the whole of New York by NYC... but it's such a great city.
As for the historical background of my ancestors, they were: Italian, Norwegian, British, Irish, German, Austrian... and my grandmother descends from Transylvanian gypsies from way back when. Hah... I'm such a mutt.