Ah, this will be much fun!
Ok... I'll introduce what we're looking at, through our "soapopera special viewing glasses" (If you don't wear them you can't see the difference!)i am not responsible for any sudden burst of tears and the lack tissue boxes and bon bon's around.
*Slips cheap-looking glasses on reader...
Denethor: A single father, formaly a drunkard who drowns the memory of his wife's death in booze... or to loose enough brain cells to not care. Also is Bi-Polar and doesn't like to take his pills, with deadly mood-swings which only happen when Faramir is around.
Aragorn: A single humble man with a true destiny...and a spare tissue box. Wishes to win the girl of his dreams but, is confronted with her sheltering, nieve father... Little does he know he is the heir to a huge fortune, and a big fight.
Elrond: An over-protective father with dead-set ideas for his daughter's future. He inevidably is confronted with his worst nightmare: A wooing son-in-law who doesn't have the means to at least bring a cassirole to the dinner party. Also goes through a period of PMS when very nerious.
Arwen: the rich sheltered daughter who cannot understand her father's conditions set out for her. Find's the man of her dreams but, is left with a life conflict: immortality with daddy or mortal with her lover...
Frodo: A rich play-boy or otherwise aristrocrat. Loves to party especially with his uncle, while wishing for whatever comes next. Prone to inherit alot of trouble... and in-decision... Sometimes finds escape through Zoloft...
Gandalf: An old nosey fart on a mission to drive everyone mad, but to save the world of course. Known to know everyone's business. Finds relaxsation with a pipe... and maybe a fellowship here and there.
Legolas: A princely pretty-boy with nothing on his mind but looking better than others. He is forcefully thrown into a fellowship of stinky men, a Moldy Wizard, a rotten dwarf, and a spoil of hobbits who have no fashion sense whatsoever... Armed only with bows and cosmetics what will become of him and his hair?!
Gimli: A extroverted mountian fellow with a few things on his mind... and elf arrows in his butt. Supicious but also with a touch of essensial grooming. What will be his friendship with the pretty elf?
Boromir: A patriotic bandstand for his country, he sees only one mission... to save his country and spread the almost long lost Disco... But, his drunken father's dreams loom on his thought and proper thinking. Will this lead him to doom? Unlike his father, bi-polar pills are no problem to down...that is until they stop making them in cherry flavor...
Faramir: Out of a lost family he is the only one with some sense...and brain cells. Years of drunken Bi-polar oppresion has left its mark on this fellow, putting him as some would call "Emotionally sensitive"... Can't see his daddie's motives, or sometimes his. Instead of fighting back is prone to self-mutalation, with help of others of course...
Pippin: A heavy chain pot-smoker who just joined in for the fun and friends. Motives are rather bleak but tries to live up to his mentor, Merry the Dazeful... With these two, it is liable to see set backs and breakups!
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Eh, the list started to weaken by Legolas... sorry, i ran out of creative ideas. I'll let others add more characters to our little soap...
~Creatively drained Ka~ *Pokes brain and dust comes out... "My humour must be dry again!"
