[Oddwen]

Just a quickie. This fits in...somewhere.

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*Meanwhile Aragorn, to flee the highly suspicious dregs of Queen Armaeowyn, hides outside on the porch, where he finds Legolas dressed as Jar-Jar Binks*

JJ: They laughed at me. Some of them tried to kill me.

DV: What do you expect? You're a stupid and pointless character.

JJ: Are you speaking of me, or...me?

DV: Nevermind.

JJ: *shudder! twitch!*

DV: What was that all about?

JJ: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my mind. I can feel it.

DV: Whoa, deja vú. Maybe it's behind that small moon?

JJ: That's no moon. That's an eye.

DV: Don't be silly. That's too big and flaming to be an eye.

JJ: Oh, so it's easily a big flaming moon, huh?

DV: Hey, you never know...