Here's another one... i hope it hasn't been done before! this thread is huge! I remember when it was only 15 pages...(Don't worry, i won't go on like your grandpa about the war...)
Galadriel thinks: "Wow... his hair smell's great! I wonder if he used Legolas' brand... I swear i'm addicted to that stuff..."
two minutes after eating a rather supicious looking lembas wafer, Boromir's stomach prepares to eject...
Hope this sparks insperation...
~Ka~