Alright everyone! Time for the Council to begin! Lord Elrond?
*talking stops, all sit down
*Elrond opens mouth to begin, and belches loudly. Stunned silence.
*Gasp!
Whoa! Did I just hear what I think I heard?
Goodness me! That was disgustin`!
Indeed it was!
Good grief, man! Have you no shame?
Daddy how could you do this to me?! They`ll be talking about this for centuries!
Come guys! It was an honest mistake! Can`t we just forget it and go on...?
Whatever you say, dude.
*later;The Fellowship enter Lothlorien.
*belches loudly
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Sorry if I offended anyone!
