Try the new and improved elven facial skin exfoliating lotion! This astonishing cream is made especially for your tired skin from crushed Elanor petals mixed with Loth-Lorien morning dew. Collected fresh every morning by carefully trained elven pharmaceutical consultants. Your order will be blended specially for your unique skin type. Delivered directly to your door. Get ready to astound your friends and acquaintances with your
REAL NEW SKIN !
Edit: Yikes, guess I went a little long with this!
