I'm just on a roll! Another funny one to also poke at:
Denethor goes "Oldstimers"...
D: Boromir, you do remember that you have boy scouts today... You can play with your brother tomorrow!
F (wispers to boromir): What is he saying?! You haven't been in boy scouts for almost ten years! Do you think he's not taking his medication anymore? Come 'on we have to make him take it before he does anything stupid!
B (Wispers back): i know, i know... but, it would be soo much fun if we could play with him a bit... You'll like it, because he won't bit your head off!
F (wispers): err... yeah! you're right! Ok, on the count of three, we'll be kids again! let's see how he takes this! One, Two, Three!
B (in a obedient tone): Yes, father...
F (Wines): But, DAD! Why can't I go TOO! I want to GO too!
B: *tried hard not to laugh...
D(Being very authoritarian): No Faramir you can't. Because you are not old enough for boy scouts, and you never will be. Because i said so... Now go and do something that kids do...
F: Hmmph! *folds arms and puffs out bottom lip Fine! I will go! And i'll hang myself from the tower! Yeah! Hope you like that! Then, when boromir here comes back he'll hate you too! I hate you! and...
B: (punches faramir with elbow, wispers) Geez! don't give us away!
B: Ok, father! I'm ready to go! *Puts really small hat on head.
D: *Rubs head Eh... I don't feel so good... Boromir, what are you doing with your old boy scouts cap? I thought you got out of that horrible program once I found out that their biggest supporter was Sauron...No wonder those bonfires were a little strange...
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Hope my humour wasn't too dry... i'm known for having an annoying dry humour habit...
~Ka~