Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply
awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture, artfully concealed behind sideview mirror* Stupid git... *smash* Awright, who threw that rock?!
Who threw that rock?!? Just you wait 'til I find out who threw that, I'm gonna go berserker battle-rage on your arse!
*sigh* It appears road rage has been around for a long time...
Oddwen; glad to be of service!
