Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him...
Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink
is your colour!
Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it!
Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! *Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area...
When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants!
Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness...
Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!...
*gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed!
*Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest...
*Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations!
D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive!
B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway...
*Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did
that happen? *Sauron's eye looks around innocently...
Back to saruman...
Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me...
suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff...
Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's!
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Ah... that was horrible...
hope i'm not yelled at...
~Nervous ka~