(If you've seen the show you know what I'm talking about.)
"Welcome to the season finale of "The Swan" we took an ugly person and made them beautiful. Lets take a before shot of our "model" Gollum. Gollum had a lot of facial problems. Plus his baldness was not good for his complection. Now lets get a look at the new Gollum."
*Gollum walks out and sets in chair
"Doesn't he look so much better now." *After spending so many sleepless nights dreaming of what his make-over would look like Gollum has only made his look worse. "We like to call this the "Sauron" controlled Theoden meets the always "good" looking Legolas." *Gollum stands up to address the crowd
"Thanksssss yousssss very muchessssssssss. Just givesss usss backss our precioussessssss."
Its crazy. The Swan is a real T.V. Show and I just ruined it. No it ruined itself?
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And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....
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