[the guy who be short]

I have two people who reminds me of LotR characters, but neither are evil. Well, one is... sort of.

The first is a small red-haired round chld who attends my school in one of the lower years. Everybody calls him the Ompa-Loompa, except yours truly - I KNOW he's a hobbit!

The second is slightly... stranger. There is often a man on my bus who looks like Bilbo... but evil. Weird, I know, but true. I call him "Bilbao" (an Italian City) because he's obviously a perferted from of Bilbo, as is the city...