Menel! *wrings Menel's hand* So glad you're back. I don't know how much more -
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I'll get my post in next week.
Next week for sure.
Boy, that week went by fast, didn't it?
Liar. Slacker. Governmental Conspiritist.
Quiet, Adam! You'll give us away!
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- of that that I could take.
Methinks that Nilp has a Sméagol complex. Heh...now I can imagine him going around making a queer "Louis! Louis!" noise in his throat...hahaha.
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Merry: Gandalf! He's lost it!
*Cut to Jar-Jarolas and Darth Thorongil outside*
JJ: He is here. I can feel the presence of my
old master.
DT: What? Your old
WHAT???
JJ: No time for the blaming game, let's go inside!
*The twain burst upon the scene, hair a'flying, swords a'unsheathing, and manly looks shot a'everyone*
DT: Pippin, put that down! *He grabs the bowling ball. Unfortunately, his sweaty palms made contact and the electric shock sends him violently across the room*
JJ: Noooooooo!! Aragooooooooooooooooorn!
Gandy: Oooohhhhh noooooo noooot sloooo-mooooo agaiiiiin!
Merry: Stuuuuuuupid Auuuuthoreeeesssss!
*Suddenly, everything goes to regular speed and the shock sends everyone to the floor. Heh*
Gandy: Fool of a Took! What were you doing? *he covers the Bowlingballtír with his cloak*
Merry: Well, we were so hung over he thought that he could knock himself unconcious with a blow to the head but a dark figure appeared and spake vague paternal secrets in an inconceiveably cool accent. It was awesome man, you should have been there. Oh man, I'm outta pipeweed? DUDE!
Aragorn: Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!
Arwen: He needs elven medicine. We must get him to my father.
Gandy: Shut up, everyone. Arwen, you go away. Peregrin Took, wake up!
*Pippin lies flat on his back, staring with unseeing eyes at the ceiling*
G: Yoo-hoo, Pippin! *he waves his hand in front of his face* Hmmrrmm...I know what to do.
*And with that, Gandalf lifted Pippin and threw him out the window. Pippin immediately reappears back on the floor with a slightly more confused expression*
Legs: Tell me...
why are you trying to wake him up? Life is
so much better without him.
Gandy(whispering): Peregrin Took, if you do not get up this instant, I shall never allow you to smoke pipeweed again!
Pippin: AHHHH! Gandalf it was horrible, horrible! Darth Vader told me that he was my father, I fell into an abyss and then he turned me into a newt!
Gandy: A newt?
Pippin: I got better. At least until he started burning the trees...AND PLACED ME ON THE ALTAR OF SACRIFICE! THE TEMPLE OF MY FLESH BURNED WITH THE FERVOR OF THE ANCIENT HEATHEN KINGS! My hair blazed, and eyes glazed, my feet smell and skin cracked, my fat melted and bones blackened...and he kept singing this awful "Ha-harri-hoy!" song...
Legs: Ai Elbereth...how horrible!
Pip: No, that's what usually happens when I'm hung over. Well, actually that's what happens when I'm drunk. When I'm hung over, I'm stuck with this orange parka over my face, I can't talk and people keep calling me "Kenny".
Gandy: What did you tell him about Frodo and the Ring?
Pip: I told him...everything.
*shock*
*later*
Pip: BWAW-HAW-HAW! You should have seen the look on your face, Gandalf! HAW-HAW-HAW-ow! You hit me!
Gandalf: There were lies in Pippin's eyes. I read his mind. Legolas, do you remember that fiasco at Parth Galen? Peregrin is the thief of your shampoo.
Legolas:
RRRRRRAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Merry: Gee Gandalf, you really hit a guy below the belt.
Pippin: And to a hobbit, that's very hard to do.
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That's all for tonight. I've given the next person a reason for Gandalf to take Pippin to Gondor...and the next scene is Gandalf's *hinthintGondorhintMinasTirithwarhintcoughAragornK inghint* speech, and Pip sets off to the White City.