Grima:
Sauron save our Saruman,
Long live our creepy Saruman,
Sauron save Saruman;
Send him victorious,
Shaggy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Sauron save Saruman.
Oh Sauron arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all.
Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our food
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
Sauron save Saruman.
Our loved Orthanc bless
With rule and conquest
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
United, loyal, free,
True to himself and Thee
For ever more.
(With apologies to the Queen)
(And
SaucepanMan)
(And
davem)
(And
Lalwende, and
Mithalwen, and
Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere)
(Oh, and the Sex Pistols
)