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Grima pic:
Grima never liked going to the dentist. Whenever the dentist would ask him to open his mouth and say "aaaaahhhh," he'd get all self conscious about his stinky breath. When the dentist asked him how hard it was to brush one's teeth a couple of times today, Grima would then be forced to explain how such petty matters as hygiene encroached upon his creepy-stalker-evil-councilor time.
Boromir muffin:
At the Council of Elrond, Boromir felt he needed the Ring for a different reason...
Boromir: "Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us make baked goods against him! Take a gander at Exhibit A here.... just look at how spangly these muffins are!
Elrond: "They're not as spangly as me, shield-boy."
Boromir: "Wha-wha-whaaa? I am the Disco King! All things spangly bow before me!"
Elrond: Sighs in a terribly world-weary fashion....
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