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Then follows Elrond, to stop her fool-of-a-Halfelf daughter
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Has someone been watching a leetle too much 'Priscilla'?
1. Shelob. I
hate spiders. Hate, hate,
hate!!!!
2. Bombadil. I can't stand poetry at the best of times, let alone when I'm pushing for space at the Bow.
3. Legolas. What can I say? He irritates me.
And it'll lead off the Fangirls.
4. Meela. So I can have Lord Denethor all too myself.
4.5. Aragorn. He irritates me.
5. Galadriel. A'cause I fangirl Celeborn.
6. Celebrian. A'cause I fangirl Elrond.
7. Goldberry. Hey? She can swim....right?
8. Arwen. Heck, she ain't even supposed to be here.
9. Faramir. See 8.
10. Eowyn. See 8.