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maybe i should invent a pun in the future to comment this...but for now
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-Hobbits surviving in Mordor without water, and doing hard tasks, they would faint, and you would think faster because they are smaller then men
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Darn you! Got to it before me...but let's see if I can think of a few.
I don't know if this would defy physics...but
1) Haldir's making it from Lorien to Helm's Deep in a matter of a few hours. I guess they had Scottie do them a favor. Beam me up!
2) Gothmog, I mean a person that ugly can not be human, he can't even be an orc.
3) Aragorn (TTT)- You have 2,000 good men riding North as we speak. Eomer is loyal to you. He will return and fight for his king.
First, when Aragorn met the Riders of Rohan there didn't even seem to be 200 of them. Now, he automatically knows there are 2,000. I guess the Rohirrim barrowed the cloning machine from Star Wars.